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Conversations With a Stripper"Yeah, well, stripper costumes are expensive."Conversations With a Stripper
"Ummm. Did I miss something? I think I'm missing something."
"I'm a stripper. I keep assuming everyone knows."
"Oh. Interesting job?"
"Hell yeah. Making money and I get to tell douchebags what to do."
"Always fun."
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"Which do you think is harder, the dance you do for work, or for class?"
"I dunno. The hip-hop class is more physically challenging, but dancing for work is more... emotionally draining."
"Emotionally draining?"
"Having to deal with a bunch of douchebags all day long."
"Do they do a striptease during the
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PurplePurple's waiting for the same bus as me. I haven't seen her since the first day, walking into the library with black and white pants and her namesake hair. She looked really cool, from a distance; I almost talked to her, and that was back when approaching girls was still a test of nerve and will. In fact, disappointment at letting her slip out of view was one of the things that inspired me to get over myself when I saw Angela, a few minutes later.Purple
She lights a cigarette. Dammit, another bubble burst. I talk to her a little, learn and forget her name. Nothing major. Her cigarette pack is brightly coloured and pattern
by ~FreakyCheeseMan
ReflectiveMy daemon would probably be something like a magpie. A magpie is a thief: it takes the things that belong to someone else, bright and shiny things--and makes them his own. And that's what writers do, isn't it?" ~Phillip PullmanReflective
Before I begin, some introductions:
Phillip Pullman was my favorite author throughout middle school and times before that. He wrote the Dark Materials trilogy, a retelling of Paradise Lost in which the fall of man is portrayed as an emancipation rather than a degradation. The trilogy relies heavily upon epic struggles, fantastical settings and larger-than
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FREE XXX Waterfall Pounding"I think my real problem is, I don't meet enough people."FREE XXX Waterfall Pounding
Dani rolled her eyes skyward, walking briskly along the forest path. Elliot had been decent enough company when they started the walk, but since he'd gotten, somehow, onto the subject of romance his conversation had turned into an endless drizzle of self-pity. He'd been moping for the last half-hour or so, and Dani now treated his voice as background noise, putting it alongside the wind in the trees, or the occasional sound of a stream. It was obvious he'd given this monologue before, and required her participation just enough to keep it from becoming a soliloquy.
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